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October 21st in Peabody, MA a hamlet very close to Salem Zippo Raid, a punk band from the North Shore put on their preHalloween show at a dive bar ...

The X Factor Review; Week 16: Louis Walsh's Wikipedia Search History, A Love Story

” Dermot warned us in the breed of Orwell-esque manner of omnipotence that only he can pull off and first up to perform, and for an absolutely incredibly not much chance at performing in the live final because she’s been unreasonably edited to fuck from Day 1, was Misha B!

This week in her continuous menagerie of Humble Field Trips, the X Factor producers forced Misha stopover lots of sick children to try and evoke some sort of caring in her artificial vestibule of hatred that the X Consideration producers created in the first place. It didn’t work obviously. Slag.

Misha sang the covered to annihilation Dancing in the Street in a dress made out of broken records, and here is a carefully orchestrated joke about that.

Hey Misha! Perhaps you should change the record!

(dress!)

Alright.

Well everybody loved that performance, especially Kelly who managed to unfurl 80 unexpectedly hidden meanings from the Mick Jagger barnstomper by saying